A Friendly Handy Dandy Easy To Use Guide (which will be added to as we see fit)
Chokeaho-verb. The act you wish to commit to someone male or female who acts like a dumbass. Also used as a threat. Example- "dont make me go all chokeaho on your ass, Bitch!"
Loser- Ouiser's second husband whom she's in the process of divorcing but has been stymied by ancient technology. (see 'typewriter')
Meep-universal usage. Is a noun, verb, etc etc. Usually used in place of various swear words. Example: That mothermeeper just meeping cut my ass off in traffic. Also used as a warning to others. Example: meeeeeeep(said with shaking fist)
Memes-Truvy's addiction. See www.memebase.com for details and hilarity. Do not be shocked if you see some pop up on the blog...especially if the blog is written after midnight and Mountain Dew is involved.
NQH- Not Quite Hubby. What Ouiser refers to her significant other Robert as, since they can't legally marry yet.
No-No - What Truvy is pretty sure Lil Bit thinks her name is lately.
Typewriter- An ancient piece of technology that has stymied Ouiser and says she'd give her kingdom for so she can finalize her divorce from Loser and FINALLY marry NQH. Due to filing all paperwork herself, she's been told that a certain form has to be filled out using a typewriter. Which she does not have. Which NO ONE seems to have.
Winomail-noun. What Truvy sends out after partaking in Friday Night W(h)ine. Similar to 'drunk dialing' and 'drunk texting' and 'Black Cord Fever' (read Lewis Grizzard for a description of 'BCF').